Taping day starts bright and early, so I made sure to get plenty of sleep the night before. At 8am, a shuttle is sent to the Culver City hotel where the contestants are staying to transport us to the Sony Pictures Studio. There, we sign loads of legal documents, get our makeup done and work with the contestant coordinators on our anecdotes. The anecdotes were the part of the experience I dreaded most of all. First of all, you have to submit three pages’ worth of one-line stories. Then there was all the struggle of putting down good stories: i.e., nothing too self-aggrandizing, nothing that required too much detail, nothing too lame. No matter how many awesome life experiences you’ve had, getting a nice pithy story suitable for television is still difficult! The coordinators narrowed each person’s anecdotes down to three, wrote them on an index card, and passed them along to Alex Trebek for him to choose.
After getting these basics settled, it was on to the practice round. Jeopardy! tapes five episodes in one day, back to back to back. During the practice round, all of the week’s contestants rotate in and out every few questions. The idea is to get used to the buzzer and to answering questions loudly and clearly. (The practice round is also where I decided to write my name and my Final Jeopardy answer in all caps – lowercase looked too messy in my handwriting.)
The recurring theme of most Jeopardy! contestants’ complaints is those buzzers. Quiz Bowl had gotten me accustomed to using them, but it also meant I was in the habit of buzzing in as soon as I was confident in my answer. On Jeopardy!, however, there’s a very precise moment when you are allowed to buzz in. After Trebek finishes reading the question, lights flash on either side of the game board to indicate that contestants can buzz in now. Buzz before those lights come on – even a split second before – and you’re locked out for a fraction of a second. That doesn’t sound like much time, but it means everything when your two competitors also know the answer. So during the practice round, I obediently waited until I saw the lights flash. But by the time your brain registers the flashing lights and signals your thumb to press the buzzer, you’ve already missed the boat. The only solution is to get into the rhythm of game, at which point you instinctively know when to buzz in without even looking at the board.
In addition to giving you a chance to learn the buzzer system, the practice round also gives your potential competitors a chance to size you up before the big game. As a result of my buzzer trouble, I hardly answered any questions (or questioned any answers, to be more precise) during the practice round. In fact, the only one I remember answering is one I got wrong. There were some definite sympathy vibes aimed in my direction. I can truthfully say I played the practice game sincerely, but I’d be lying if I didn’t add that it had crossed my mind to throw the practice round to psych out my potential opponents. As it ended up, my nerves ended up doing the work of under-representing myself for me.
All of the contestants were then seated together in an audience section to wait to be called for a particular taping. Our friends and family members attending the show (in my case, my mom and grandmother) were seated in the section next to us, but we were instructed to not so much as look at them to prevent cheating. The studio audience – people who had gotten free tickets to attend the day’s showing – sat on the other side of the audience section. We watched a short video on the history of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune (the other big Sony Picture Studios game show) and waited for our names to be called. I wasn’t drawn for Monday’s show, so I got to sit and watch it as an audience member. The game goes by in real time and most of the editing is done live in studio as the game plays out. During commercial breaks, Trebek answered audience questions and redubbed flubbed clue readings. The contestants sipped water and had their makeup touched up.
Finally, Monday’s game wrapped up with Dan winning his third game in a row. The coordinators called Justin and I to the stage for Tuesday’s game. Both Justin and Dan had killed it during the practice round, while I had struggled. “I have no hope of winning,” I thought, “so I may as well relax and have fun.” My fears were confirmed with the first category Dan selected: hockey. I know nothing about sports and less than nothing about hockey. I didn’t even have a semi-related guess for any of the clues.
Luckily, my fortunes improved from there. (If I don’t know anything else, I know music and food.) In addition to having more favorable clues, though, I think the biggest advantage was being able to focus and not let my nerves best me. I also benefited from a successful true Daily Double, which helped boost both my score and my confidence level. I was still having some trouble with the buzzer – there were several clues that I must have been the only one to buzz in on, or I surely would have been locked out – but I had settled into a groove.
One last great hurdle still remained: Final Jeopardy. I always hated this segment because it relies at least as much on strategy as on knowledge. I’d seen many episodes with strong players choking at the end because they didn’t know the answer to this one question, or because they had failed to make a suitable wager. My only real strategy the whole game came from a Slate article my dad had forwarded me on how to bet during Final Jeopardy. Fortunately, the Heteronyms round boosted me into a big enough lead that I could use the formula that the article outlined. If Justin (in second place) bet it all, my wager would cover his with an extra dollar to break the tie. In the process, I had to bet $14,601 out of the $19,000 I had netted so far. A terrifyingly hefty wager, to be sure, but one made easier when paired with a subject I actually knew something about (“20th Century Artists”). I double-checked my calculations, entered my wager and waited for the clue to be revealed.
As soon as I saw “1950” and “no chaos damn it,” I let out a sigh of relief. Jackson Pollock! Of course! The game was immediately over for me. I knew I had won. All three of us had the right answer, but I had the extra advantage of going into Final Jeopardy with enough of a lead to guarantee winning. I stayed stoic until my wager was revealed. Then all three of us contestants were directed to the middle of the stage to talk with Trebek over the closing credits. I then quickly filmed a rambling interview with a Jeopardy! crew member for the show’s “Winner’s Circle” page. After that, I ran to the dressing room to change blouses and ran back to the stage to claim the defending champion’s far-left lectern.
How did I do on my second day? Tune into your local Jeopardy! affiliate to find out! And check back here in tomorrow for Part Three!)
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